How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

The Oatmeal's most famous cat jokes, such as "How to Pet a Kitty" and "The Bobcats," together with 15 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed cartoons, are featured in this entertaining #1 New York Times bestseller by The Oatmeal's creator, Matthew Inman: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. The book even includes a retractable poster!

If a cat is kneading you, that is not an indication of love. Your cat might be inspecting your inside organs for signs of frailty. And once he delivers a dead animal to you, that is far from a present. It is a threat!

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is indeed a humorous and clever collection of cartoons, facts, and instructional tips about bizarre cat habits from The Oatmeal's creative wonderland. How to Determine Whether Your Cat Is Planning to Kill You include many fan favorites such as "The Bobcats", "Cat vs. The Internet," "How to Stroke a Cat," as well as 17 brand-new comics. It is a must-have book for any cat lover!

Author: The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman

Year of Release: 2012

Goodreads Score: 3.91 stars (from 32,681 reviews)