Jungle Cruise

At many Disney theme parks throughout the world, there is a riverboat attraction called Jungle Cruise that was once known as Jungle River Cruise. The experience is a replica riverboat trip along a stream employing a covert steering system that passes through South American, Asian, and African-themed zones. Visitors to the park board replica steam launches from a lodge used by British explorers in the 1930s. Audio-Animatronic jungle creatures are shown during the ride. A live Disney cast member serves as the tour guide and captain of the boat while following a rough script and entertaining the passengers.

The ride's original setup was a centerpiece of Disneyland's 1955 grand opening. Over the years, a number of modifications have been made, including improved audio effects, storyline updates, and the removal of content that would be offensive to some cultures. The installation at Hong Kong Disneyland offers visitors three alternative language options, each with its own line queue, and has a plot that differs greatly from that of the other parks. On July 30, 2021, a movie version of the ride was launched in the US after years of development and delays.

The Jungle Cruise blends artificial animals and corny dialogue into a hilariously groan-inducing experience, similar to vaudeville on the river. The attraction takes visitors on a global river voyage through stunningly lush rainforest settings, all while being led by a foolish and entertaining skipper. The ride may not be the most exciting (and it contains some offensive parts that are about to be modified), but it will more than satisfy your thirst for dad jokes.

Location: Adventureland (Disneyland)
Best worst pun: “It’s actually made of limestone, but most people take it for granite.”