Moxy Times Square

A touch of whimsy can be found throughout the hotel, particularly at the rooftop bar Magic Hour, which has a sexy carnival theme and an excellent view of the Empire State Building. You can mini-golf among the bosomed bunnies, drink a cocktail for six from a mini gas pump, and take a selfie in front of shrubs shaped to resemble mid-coitus bears. If that's too much for you, or you'd rather avoid the inevitable rowdy late-night crowd, head to seafood spot Legesea (go for the shellfish tower) or the second-floor Bar Moxy, where you can grab a casual lunch or a drink while overlooking the guests checking in below.

When it comes to checking in, you'll approach one of the rows of standing desks, much like you would at an airport counter in the future. Your room could easily be a microapartment advertisement in a magazine: You'll want to take home these industrial-chic small-space solutions, which include pull-out nooks and crannies, hooks galore and hanging chairs, and a mini-sink. With free Wi-Fi, a gym, and pet-friendly rooms, you can go about your business as usual—just in a smaller space.